Actual Dear Abby Letters: (yeah, sure)
Dear
Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle aged
gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties These two
women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their
apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on
my VCR?
Dear Abby: I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure
the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with
him.
Dear Abby: I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never
happen again.
Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get
out?
Dear Abby: My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through
mental pause.
Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor! Now what do I do?
Dear Abby: Lee and I have been married a long time, why?